ill shit with him so he isnt alone but i am not here

yes i steal artifact now like a good like white person /JOKE THIS IS A JOKE

what if they can tell i’m neurodivergent

me at the interview : am i a good wittle nweurotwypical owo!

congrats on being rinne amagi and losing all ur money

I am not just letting my second lips flap in the breeze uncensored.

really feeling like that one scene in the last unicorn where she’s cryin like “i’m a unicorn” but it’s me saying “i’m a singlet”

me and my big time rush 2013 tour shirt

i Will fix him

in a world full of trench coats you are the only cropped jacket

oh shit eg

get sucked

throw your modern words at me like tomatoes as i do a pathetic jester dance upon a stage of shame.

"you? you tell bad jokes. DIE"

“goth chick sauce”??

goosmornug

Michael mc fuckhands

read that as cock opera im so sorry

be raine do crime

i have answered shin’s questions. nothing can be dumber.

The Astral Dennys is not normal

it is probably a blow-up reindeer that belongs to a college fraternity. which is like a college cult? i think?

World lemur day tattoo drip

hate that this is th first image that’s goin in here. gotta start somewhere though

risky! penis! risky! penis! risky! penis! so you are my penis!

“there is absolutely no way to emulate that skin tight body suit thing”

nu carnival: mansplain manipulate manwhore

lemme kin cupcakke rq /JOKE

gongratulations

homie (full of romantic tension and love)

fakeclaiming myself is my favorite activity! /j

I love breaking handsome men out of Victorian era asylums! :lomv:

if that’s true then i have a lot of issues

oshisan paradise

the grip of my balls that that song has

swagamouche

mika made this a while ago

my dad DOES own roblox i WILL have you banned /j

cw slur who seems to bear my faggotry

the pluralphobia killed it.

Beep boop?

Fuck it we ball

“me when i get burgled” “i mean robbed” WHAT???

14 days until the aurelio banner drops (aurelio comes back to ny) and i will pull for them (they will get on a plane) and they will come home (to ny)

"happy halloween! lets be singlets, the scariest of them all."

my husband of 20 years (boyfriend of 3 months) is away at war (i haven’t seen him properly in a couple weeks) and i am on my deathbed (i have a cold). our child (my cat) misses him.

gump balls

rinne amagay

N"{Oo. ooo '

HIMBO GROUP??

oshisan’s fat tits

✨ last christmas i gave you my heart ❤️ but the very ⏭️ day you gave it away ️ this year ️ to save me from tears i'll give it to someone ✨ special ✨

once 1️⃣ bitten but twice 2️⃣ shy i keep my ️ distance ️ but you still catch ‍ my eye ️tell me baby do you recognize me well, it's been a ️year ⏰ it doesnt surprise me

singlet swednesday

unlike victim, clients get privileges like human rights

sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken/ref

my gay ass could NOT be a grocery store fruit stocker

toast, quietly: "raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken."

im a cishet neurotypical white man with no health issues

WHY DO YOU FEAR THE GARLIC

i'm gonna have to baby leash him so he doesnt just eat a fucking brick or something

IMAGINE GETTING SHOT IN THE DICK

THEY DID big daddy stole my dick so i’d work for the mafia fr /j

atsushi

damn, baby unleashes the wrath of a god on you

me when i growl at my enemies just like in an elementary school warrior cats rp

if i got woken up at 5 am by screaming children. well. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called horses anymore.

i know of this lovely concept called “personal space”, no matter how clingy i may be.

u only liked me becuz i write good porn u pos

omg same *shakes my ass

this is me rn

the bubblegum provides me some warmth in this cold dead chocolate world

remain encased in the amber ye wretched beasts

“ah, the big city!” the camera pans, it’s a town with 4 streets.

no pissing in the denny's, we die like tycho brahe

nsfw cant believe theres a gloryhole in the dennys bathroom

clown snatch

I just nervously sang that at an enemy in genshin

dock and ball torture??

you guys are getting piss yellow now no more mister nice mika

bro egg

nah ur vector

irl photo of me (NO REPOSTS)

Unlike your mother, they can get in trouble for being a bitch.

RAHHH

Oo I love Flesh

i will give sloppy for these

lcmmging soon? me too .

ANOTHER BOX FOR UR TRINKETS

“i’m in the dirt ”

everyone, casting spells: eros:

hey oceanus.

rinne.YEAAAAAAAH

me, crying. you: I HOMESTUCKED IT

me tearing down the wall in headspace

I HAVE DRAGNO FEET

we were overworked and underpaid and i am sick of capitalism and will continue to extort old men out of their money with my catboy pussy

stephen king predicted bungo dogs :j

my fellow americans today is a free day whatever happens will happen god bless hamburger helper french fry

everyone turning to eros when he finds a trafficking scheme in a fabric shop:

aurenrichemt.

FREE DBT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you Mean my torsos not justnfilled w stuffing like an american girl doll

kyaa~! (๑>◡<๑)

whats a man gotta do to be embalmed around here /j

so, first step is to die-

if you want cocaine in your cough syrup you have to mix it yourself

my mind operates at levels you can't begin to understand

"my little uwu scrungly boopie" my brother in christ that is a convicted murderer

there’s autism in my veins i just Know it

yeah no they're all babygirl

Pk;m "Ajax Winter" sn Ajax Charlemagne Shelley von Eldstein

They're just so nya

gay people like hurt / comfort to make up for the hurt / no comfort they keep getting

“there’s a girl on tiktok.” “…there’s a lot of girls on tiktok, aurelio.”

i'm 4.5 inches deep in your mom

I would rather kill myself than kiss Dazai as a reward.

I’m the fucking pied piper, bitch.

/p means /pity

how do you guys pronouns 4chan

the b in shibusawa stands for babygirl

aurelio, fighting to open faer window:

“killer fish from- fuck me in the ass”

just got reminded of the cartoon mpreg again

i heard that turkish delights aren’t even that good edmund pevensie is just a bitch

my gender is just: man* *terms and conditions may apply

"is it queerbaiting if i suck a guy's dick." autumn, 2023.

a good grade in gender: something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

"it happens in situations that are traumatic" yes i know it well, professor.

they call him the collector because he collects insults for me /hj

damn nobody likes my ass xXAutumnIsBrokenXx

ok THIS is me

dontr cumnin pumkinfs

** shibusawa-san

pleiades, happily: go, white boy, go!!